Nice shiner, huh? We'd like you to guess how Jesse got his black-eye, because no one ever believes the real story of a black-eye anyway. See multiple choices below, and post your answer:A. A result of Jesse's enrollment in a street fighter club, and rather than facing his usual pip-squeak opponent, has now moved up to the heavy-weights, currently struggling with his new-found competitors.
B. The result of a head-on collision with multiple laptops while working strenuous hours as a civil engineer, all of course while forgetting to wear his helmet. (It's a more dangerous job than you'd think.)
C. Brooke, in a jealous rage after discovering Jesse's Internet lovers on Facebook, aggressively bestowed her frustration on his face, fearlessly marking her territory and hoping to deter future love triangles from surfacing.
D. Church basketball.
4 comments:
As much as I love the "laptop head on collision theory", I've seen one to many church basketball related injuries to be fooled :).
I vote C. :-)
I too am going to say C. It really is the best story. Anyone could get a black eye at church ball.
You go Brooke!
hmmmm...knowing how church ball is, i'd say that one. Although C is a tempting guess...
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